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felicitysm0ak:

I’M CRYING!!!!

felicitysm0ak:

I’M CRYING!!!!

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

halesfire:

halesfire:

leaves this gif here without context

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and the sequel

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thecherrywinehouse:

Nelly omg

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

aryastarque:

erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just ****ing knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

#AU where Ron is actually a great prophet but no one ****ing knows it#and when they find out#Ron is torn between being pissed as **** and thinking it’s hilarious

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!


Nvr forget @sunshinedaisybuttermellow’s Ron bday tribute analysis that pm proved how book after book, Ron is usually the first one to spot out the bad guys or suspicious shit lol

aryastarque:

erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just ****ing knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

Nvr forget @sunshinedaisybuttermellow’s Ron bday tribute analysis that pm proved how book after book, Ron is usually the first one to spot out the bad guys or suspicious shit lol

mylifeinawkwardmoments:

Me at least 12 times a day

mylifeinawkwardmoments:

Me at least 12 times a day

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

necrophilofthefuture:

not so surprised that he’s nash grier’s best friend

necrophilofthefuture:

not so surprised that he’s nash grier’s best friend

femburton:

i think about this a lot

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